Brandon: Hey, Mom, you know that black bag I took with me?
Me: You mean your suitcase?
Brandon: No. That little one.
Dad: Your toiletry bag?
Brandon: Yep. That one. I don't think I used it all week.
* crickets chirping *
Me: You didn't brush your teeth all week?
Brandon: No.
Dad: Did you take a shower?
Brandon: No. Oh, wait. I think I did. Maybe on Wednesday.
Ew. Boys are gross. But I missed him any way.
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