Monday, March 21, 2011

The Legend...Captured On Film

There is a legendary creature in Northeast Belgium. Think of it as our version of Big Foot. A few of us have seen it from afar, but until now, no one has been lucky (or courageous) enough to actually capture this legend on film. Thanks to Denise, we now have proof of it's existence. Not only did she happen upon the yellow trucks, but she circled around, chased them down, followed them into a field, and took these historic pictures. You rock, Denise. I've mentioned before that Spring in Belgium means one thing...the smell of poop. This is the time of the year that farmers spray liquefied feces on their fields to fertilize before planting those lovely fields of corn we all rave about. Sure, there are lots of trucks that get the job done, but this particular company does it with panache. Don't beat around the bush about your product, Mister. Tell the folks what they are paying the big bucks for... That's right. It's not just any sh**. It's simply the best sh** ever. Is that a slogan or what?
Is this what they mean when they are talking about truth in advertising? I think maybe it is. Are those two fellows in the cab laughing at the crazy American who not only chased them down, but is now taking pictures of their trucks in this field? I think maybe they are. I will leave you to enjoy your Monday afternoon with the knowledge that these farmers have their sh** under control. Just remember, if you have to deal with it, stand in it, or talk about it...make sure that it's simply the best that you can get. I'm just saying.

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